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Quite often, I have people look for me at work.
They peep through the display over the dispensary bench. They wait for me while I’m with other people. If they don’t get to find me at work, somehow one of them will get my mobile and call me. Silly, I know. Not a smart move. But this doesn’t happen anymore. They specifically ask for me. Although my colleages ask them, ‘how can I help?’ They point at me. *cold sweat*
I was quite thrilled and excited when I first started in this industry. Eh, that Fresh-Man Syndrome. But after a few incidents/complaints/a phone call to HQ, I’m always rather very horrified or sometimes, petrified. I know I’m a people person, but
after bitten once or twice, I swear to Buddha, I won’t offer 101% help for those poor souls.
Last week, there was this Aunty came in twice to look for me. I nearly shit myself out of da’ hell. I don’t believe there is ‘good things’ for me. I kept on thinking: damn, what I did so wrong? Did I say something bad? Damn. I hate Karma.
The Aunty waited for me. Worst. I really don’t fancy this. This usually indicates that I am really in deep shit or something. Argh. I have so much from work — both workload and pressure. All I want is, get out on time!! 
I don’t hate my job that much, I just get abit depressed when I have to stare at the computer all day long. Ha! Sound like I’m contradicting myself. I have no complaints at all when I blog. Typical.. typical.
Anyway, back to the Aunty. Guess what? Turn out, she handed me a pressie with a note attached on it.
I was so thrilled — not because of the gift. it was partially because I helped the Aunty, and most importantly, this is NOT a complaint. phew! Thank gawd for that 
Doesnt take much to do something good. Baik betul adik kakak ni. Keep it up…
‘Quite often, I have people look for me at work.’
I was looking for you at work till my boss reminded me you don’t work where we do.
‘They peep through the display over the dispensary bench.’
They hide behind the counter till you come out and leap out at you screaming ‘Oooga Boooga’ … okay, maybe that’s only me.
‘Although my colleages ask them, ‘how can I help?’ They point at me.’
That’s funny, when people ask my boss what his problem is, he also points at me. We’re like twins!!!
‘Last week, there was this Aunty came in twice to look for me.’
*Aunty enters with two machine guns* I am looking for Sarah Conners … I mean Cynthia Foo.
I’ll be back!
‘Turn out, she handed me a pressie with a note attached on it.’
Dear Cynthia,
Thanks for the bubble tea and laxatives. They worked wonders. Also, the worm tablets, hemaroid cream and tinea powder have been very helpful. I’ve stopped scratching my crotch now and that flesh eating virus that was all over my face has been reduced to just my lips.
So please accept this big kiss as a present from me! MUUUUAH!
My dentist says I can start using toothpaste soon when my teeth stop bleeding and the stench of my breath will soon subside. Also, my allergy to deodorant is getting better and one day I will be able to wash again.
I hope you enjoyed the big kiss I gave you. Next time I’ll also give you a big hug!
Love,
Aunty Mogwai.
That’s very nice!
was she trying to win u over to christ??
Eh question, do pharmacists at supermarket in Aussie need a 4 yr college degree ? I think the pharmacist who dispensed my butt plug only went to 野雞大學 wan.
kak flower: thanks! keep those in my mind
dab/aunty mogwai: no bubble tea for you
furragamo: she is geniune. I havent seen anyone try to convert me to a Christian.. they know i’m a trouble.. not a good idea at all
day dreamer: she is, innit? I keep that note in my diary, so i can do my best all the time at work. if only i can be bothered. ha!
cookenger: we dont have pharmacies in supermarket. not at all in Woolies or Coles *choy* All pharmacist in WA need to go thru 4 years bachelor degree or 2 year post grad Master degree. I think the pharmacist who dispensed that butt plug.. really 野雞 loh! she/he didnt even tell you how to use them..ur face so bitter..
haha!