December 2007
Monthly Archive
Monday 31 Dec 2007
See You Next Year!
2007 has been a fantastic year for me. It was totally kick ass!
I would rather say this year ends in a rather…’romantic’ way.
Sunday. I went in to my work place to fix up some stuffs at work. [OK! I admit, I am a workaholic, yet I am loving it!] A female colleague who was leaving left me a note:
The moment I saw it, I cried. Nearly.
Hey Chicko, if you don’t like it in your new place, COME BACK! – I say it in an awesomely sexy way as Keira Knightly in Atonement.
“COME BACK .. ”
Oh well, last but not least, I wish you all a very happy new year! Have another kick-arse year ahead! I know I will, again. I am looking forward for 2008! Woohoo!
Ok, I shall leave it as simple as it is, I have a party to go.
*mwah*
Friday 28 Dec 2007
Sold!
Remember I bought a Vmoto Milian Scooter few months ago? The chilli red cool babe? NO! It is not just cool, it is SUB ZERO!!
Couple of weeks ago, I made some ads, and posted them in local Café, few people rang. They asked bits and pieces about the scooter. The selling process was quite fun, actually.The very first person who came down to my place, and he had a look on the scooter. I loathe that dude. He is not a cutie pie, but that’s not an issue. God doesn’t make everything perfect, even I think myself is an uncertified charming piece of art work.
OK, the problem of this dude is, he had few words implanted on his forehead: I’M FATTER THAN YOUR FARM HOG. See, he starts to complain the scooter two strokes engine is not powerful. p/s dude, scooter is made for human being, not for brainless crawling mammal like you.
I refused to sell my scooter for him. I said nothing technical about scooter; meanwhile I implanted few words back on my forehead: PISS OFF! I’M NOT SELLING MY BABE TO YOU! NOT OVER MY DEAD BODY.Hell! That’s lotsa words when you come to think of it. Yes, I try to fit everything in a small space. 
Kian think I am a bit mean. It is the money after all. See, my problem is, it is NOT all about the money. It is dignity and pride. I won’t “foster” my babe to an unhappy home. After all, you gotta believe there is a soul in every piece of engine.Bitch.
Anyway, I sold my babe last week, 2 days before Christmas Day.It went to a nice chap. He bought it for his girlfriend. The first thing he said when he saw the scooter: “OH! What a beauty!” That instant chemistry told me the family will love my scooter. That’s it! I am selling it for him.
He didn’t even ride on it. We shake hands. Done deal.
Nice and easy.
It was collected by his friend. He couldn’t fit into my red L-size helmet so he had to use his own one. Turn out, he looks like a Daff Punk who ride on my ex-babe.
Love it.
Tuesday 25 Dec 2007
Happy Christmas …
and Merry Jesus Birthday, you young folks and old tards!!
It is going to be hot in Perth — 38 degree apparently. Fabulously great! *insert sarcaism*
We haven’t decided what to do yet. I bought a chunck of pork, was thinking to roast a nice fatty cracker out of it. My plan ain’t working. The swine is sitting in the freezer now. Lazy. Thanks go to the 38 degree.
We still deciding what’s for breakfast and lunch — freshly make pancake, sprinkle with juicy blue cherry? or just head out for dim sum lunch? and then we will watch Atonoment at a local cinema. I can’t help myself from stop laughing when Keira Knightly’s image came across my mind. Dear. Apparently the Top Gear boy said he rather be in the Asthon Martin than be in Keira Knightly.
Anyhoo. is 38 degree right? Will meet up with some girl friends, and head down to the beach. p/s: No bikini photos.
For those from the north hemisphere.. you enjoy your white chrissy. keep warm *blardy hell!! I am so jealous, and why on earth I still say nice thing, eh?*
For those in Aussie and Perth — drive carefully, keep safe. Is double demerit points till 6th Jan. I still remember my lesson from last year.
For those from else where — thank you very much for your text messages, phone calls, emails. Thanks for thinking of us. It is very jolly nice of you.
big mwah!
Wednesday 19 Dec 2007
Weekend Wedding
Few weeks ago, we received an invitation from a girl from work to her wedding, the moment when I opened up the card, a colleague of mine asked me: Will you feel like joining the trend too?
I kindly answered, NO WAY! And I won’t sob too. The later additional explanation wasn’t even asked in the question. I just want to let my friends know that I am strong, I am not usuall sob all the emotional moments. *tahan je lah*
We headed down to a Park. Although it was drizzling for a bit in the arvo, but nothing could stop the wedding. We all waited passionately. We divided ourselves nicely between the aisle – the drug addicts and non-addicts. That’s just the side joke.
The moment the music started to play: I swear, by the moon and the sky … …
OK. I lied. I struggled to hold my tears in my eyes. It was such a touching and lovely moment. p/s: don’t get me wrong. I am still not joining the trend, yet.
The couple exchanged vows. They exchanged the eternal rings. We were still in tears.
We cannot feel any happier and luckier for this special moment. p/s: I am still not joining the trend.
M* is so gorgeous. For the first time, we call her Mrs. X.And yes, she is celebrating Christmas as Mrs X for the first time.. so many first-times. Nice. 
I took quite a few of photos. There are so many which turn outto be a very good photo. Fact, every single photo in my weblog are my favourite 
For Facebookers, this is the real deal of chest bump. D cups versus A cups. My boss think I am dirty. Ta ma deh! I am very innocent one leh, ok?
This photo has been sepia-fied to match the rest of sepia setting photos. For the real deal and the entire album, see HERE.
We sang along with the wedding singer, we danced along side with the famous Macarena, we had yummie lamb shank. Riesling and lemonande. Lager and Bourbon.
For my friends, M and P – Congratulation!! All the best!
and YUMMMMM SENG!!!! (cheers)
Thursday 13 Dec 2007
South West Road Trip: Mammoth Cave and Lake Cave
One of the best things for the road trip is: driving.
I never enjoy driving so much in my life. Driving along Bussel Highway was fantastic. I can’t imagine how does it feel driving on world best driving road.. I am not a true petrol head. But still! Oh!
First night, we settled into a small nice B&B cottage. It is very ‘Victorian’ style. In fact, the owners were so friendly that they freaked me out a little. How freaky? Did you watch Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan? Remember there was a scence where Borat travelled to L.A with his agent friend;, they settled into a Jewish homestay. The Jewish couple offered them some supper. They thought it was poisonous. They ended up escape through the window. 
My experiece was abit like that. But I didn’t run away at the end like Borat. I convinced myself:Hey you, you watch too much Borat and Ali G. Plus, we paid through our blood-sweat-tear money. But much the ‘we’, mainly Kian. Ha!
Our adventure on the first morning at South West was visiting the caves – Mammoth Cave and Lake Cave. Jewel Cake is slightly further down the road, so we decided to give that a miss.
The vast majority of the population from this road trip: Kian, and Tze (Kian’s sister) sorta reluctant to visit the caves. This is pretty much explainable: the Sarawakian. I, Perakian, on the other hand is never sick of playing tourist, visiting famous caves. So, the Sarawakians think they have World longest cave, heck! Ipoh also got have coutless Caves [inserting Singaporean-kiasu-ism] We have Perak Cave, San Bao Cave and .. I can’t remember.
My point is simple: do the local thing. 
The first stop: Mammoth cave.
This is a self-guide tour. You pay 17bucks (or something), they give you a headphone, you walk, and listen to few strangers talking to you.
Fabulous! What a waste of money.
If you thinking of spending your money just like that, I have a better idea for you: Give me your money. (Thanks in adavance, Cheers)
Do you? really? Need people to tell you? These are calciumcified deposistion? All the scentific facts, how they formed etc etc. Fact, I personally think the information is too superficial. Or, naturally, there isn’t much thing they can tell you about. So, my advice to make the visit more interesting and memorable: when you go down to the cave, whenever you look up or look down, keep saying: WHOAH!! WOW!! WHOOOOOAAAH!! 
The cave itself is plain. Someone gotta do “something” crazy to keep ourselves entertained And that someone, obviously is me.
There is this ancient animal jaw and teeth fossil display in Mammoth Cave. It makes me wonder, the whole part of animal is gone by now, oh well, that’s pretty obvious, isn’t? But the thing is, why only the jaw and teeth part? If this means that these particular parts are the least destructible, why? We human being still spend top money for insurance to pay for dental job? I, myself pretty obsessive-compulsive looking after my teeth. I brush my teeth after meals. I floss 2-3 times a day when required. I gargle with Listerine® to max out the cleaned sensation in my mouth. But, I haven’t pay big money for dental work. *touch wood* Remember, it was my family dentist who did my dental work. The extraction costs less than RM100. niiiice.
Some views from the Cave.
Apparently, this is pretty amazing (from the photo), when you actually get down there, again, you have to do the WHOAHH WHOAHH thing, pretending you drop your jaw — make the experiece even more fantastic!
The second stop was: Lake Cave. This is pretty amazing.
Just look at this Upside-Down Table. The water level has been dreasing from years to years, so this leads to this funny looking creature.
Cool eh? By the way, photos were all taken by Kian. And they look much more better than those tourist website. [of course lah ! It is my ney who took the photos, ok? 
)
We joined the tour and went into the cave. The space inside Lake Cave itself is not THAT big. The tour guide explained to us about bits and pieces. Personally, I think I can do better than him. And absolutely way entertainer ;P
There were an Asian family (2 adults, 2 children), a foreign couple and ourselves in the tour. They were all very “serious” about the tour. Serious, as in, they acted like a first-day junior school students. They all quite and listen.
I, on the other hand, nearly killed by the chilly silence.
We were brought to the end of the Cave. We sat down. The tour guide started switching the light on and off. These are 3 photos taken with different colours.
First:
Second:
Third:
Tell me, what do you see? Come one, Chinese! I know you can do it.
I, the kia-su inteligent Chinese student, was the first one who put my hand up and answered the question Just like back in high school.
When I was told I answered it 100% correctly. I was so impressed, and so proud Just like back in high school
*see-peh childish*
Hope you all enjoy the photos. p/s: I am working full time now, practicing drugs. All good. I love the people. I love the place.
Till then, see you in my next post for more about Margaret River.
xoxox
Saturday 08 Dec 2007
South West Road Trip: Bunbury
Hello people! Thanks for you compliment about my cleavage. It is jollied nice of you. I always tell my mates: show it to the world when you (still) have a nice one. Don’t show it to people when your boobs can’t stand the force of gravity.
The next 2-3 posts will document my trip to down South. I must say this again, the trip was so good. If you think Perth itself has nothing to offer, Perth is a dead town. NO! You are so wrong. W.A has so much to offer.
So, there you go, buddy – Welcome to Australia’s South West.
Our first stop was Bunbury.
Bunbury has changed so much since my last visit. More houses. And still more houses.
One of the landscape you won’t miss out is this significantly outstanding the black-and-white- penis like lighthouse. I personally think the design of lighthouse doesn’t match with the town. It loses the senses of authenticity of Bunbury. I am wondering: what kind of ART is that? Hang on a sec, the thing is, I don’t even know how to define the authenticity of Bunbury to begin with, anyway.
Bunbury has changed so much since my last visit. More houses. And still more houses.
One of the landscape you won’t miss out is this significantly outstanding the black-and-white- penis like lighthouse. I personally think the design of lighthouse doesn’t match with the town. It loses the senses of authenticity of Bunbury. I am wondering: what kind of ART is that? Hang on a sec, the thing is, I don’t even know how to define the authenticity of Bunbury to begin with, anyway.
Dolphin Discovery Centre (DDC) is tourist attraction.
Top tip of visiting DDC is: go early in the morning; we were advised to be there at 8am. Second tip is, bring some luck with you.
The first time we were there was quite late. As a result, we didn’t get to see any bloody single dolphins. *sigh* Therefore, we decided to re-visit on the way back. Just like any other Chinese with sense of kiasu-ism, we reached DDC at 8am. Turn out, the dolphins didn’t close by to the shore. We saw nothing but shadow of cloud, reflected on the surface of the ocean. Great.
MY tip to DDC: Don’t go DDC with high expectation. Go watch National Geography Dolphin Documentary before hand. In case you don’t get to see any dolphins, at least you still have that information running in your head. Pack some lunch boxes. Relax and sit under the sun. p/s: Don’t catch cancer. This is Australia.
We didn’t get to see the close shot of dolphins. Bugga. However, I still rate Bunbury 7/10 for the beautiful weather and gorgeous sunshine.
Till next post. Ciao.