End-of-Year Bad Luck
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I reveived an infringement yesterday. Very the *suay* and very the bad luck!! Aw man!!! I so damn broke already, ok?
The reason is I cross the YELLOW light. Hello! Not even the fucking RED light, ok? KNNCCB!! Damn mahai and damn tiuniasieng ok!!!!
I truely believed that mr-asshole policeman wanted to show off infront his junior/trainee policeman. You jackarse! You could simply verbally warn me.. and I will be nice, too.
Why me?????? *sob sob*
It cost me AUD100 bucks. What the fuck man!! This is a fucking expensive lesson for crossing the fucking YELLOW light. HEY! You!! Mr-asshole policeman!! Can you get a fucking life please?? There are even more assholes drive like an idiots! They crossed the fucking RED light while you weren’t there!!! Why me? Gosh!!! Buddha, Jesus and Allah!! You all hate me, do you? Mannnn!!!
And ONE fucking demerit point. You cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is not just ONE points, is TWO points in fact!!! Because of holiday season.. U! son of the biatch!!! I’m a good resident here, pay my tax..and my demerit points remained ZERO ZERO all the time, because of this!!! Fucking asshole u!!!! You break my record!! You happy now?
*amitaba amitaba amitaba* chill gal..chill gal..chilllllll. *TIU lar!!!* chill my arse lar, chill 
My friend asked me, why I use some ’sexually’ technique? Like acting sweet, talk sweet, show off some cleavage.
To be honest, I wanted to.. but that mr. senior officer is a FAT, FUGLY OLD MAN!!!!!!!! You read me? FAT, UGLY and OLD MAN with superb BIG BELLY!!!
How on earth……..? me? talking sweet to him? WTF? what you think? Me damn cheapo issit? I have to be honest to my feeling, ok? Even the mr-junior officer look wasn’t that bad..HELLO! I keep all the BEST things for my future husband!!!!!
I don’t simply do this type of cheap things just to try to get away from this thing. I have a very expensive price tag. Plus, he wanna see my cleavage? ‘tan ku ku’ lar!! (wait long long) I don’t simply simply show my ’sayang’ to ppl one ok? My readers are different lar..they *sayang* me also, can? 
Oh well, to be honest, I am over it already. I don’t even know why I wannat b*tch about it. 
Chinese ppl say 破財消災 (po cai xiao zai) meaning, when you have to pay for thw bad luck, meaning you are taking off the bad luck.
I know, sound a bit stupid or self-denying. But, at the end of the day, I am not going to let this to ruin my day. I am still very happy and excited with my houseworks.
If you can excuse me, I am going off now, enoying my housework in my tiny little Paul Frank undies and white singlet I bought yesterday.
Yes lar! Showing off my *sayang* to my neighbourhood!! So not!! The curtain is sealed!!! Hahaha
No wonder you sounded so pissed off at my place!! Poor thing. Now I understand! Damn suay ah, this! Imagine all those big time crooks getting away scot-free while we Once In A Green Moon kena big-time!
I hope that fella go to hell after me. Teeheehee
So bad me.
gosh…they are strict, aren’t they?
anyway good point you didn’t show them your ’sayang’…ah ah not worth it indeed ;p
Oh well, I won’t say they are very strcit. Some gals out there whom I know, they show their ’sayang’..and they manage to get away from it. Me!! So not doing that!!
Chill gal…
Hope your luck take a turn for the better…
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