Just Blogging Around

 This has been awhile. For you those who read my post previously, I did mention I wanted to go into the Big Brother house. click here to see previous short post

Big Brother (BB) is a reality show. What they do is..The producer selects a bunch of people (housemates), whom don’t know each other, and let them live under the same roof.

What so interesting? You may ask. The funny bit is… EVERY (fxxking) SINGLE THINGS you do in the house is filmed. You eat, you shower, you talk, you bitch, you gossip, you cook… etc etc. The housemates will nominate you to go out or stay in the house weekly, whilst the audiences (Australians) will decide your future in the show by sending sms or phone call.

 I wanted to go to the show, like I said before, I just wanted to ‘test’ myself if I can get along with other people. Simple as that.

I went to the interview. To be honest, I didn’t know they were coming until Jon told be the night before at 11pm-ish. Great Lord! Since we both had nothing to do on that day itself..Jon fetch me all the way to Claremont for the interview.

Oh dear~! See!!!!!! I haven’t even go for the interview just yet, I already have a fan! Hehehe.

 The whole process took 6 hours.

We joined the line. OMG!! There were soooo many many ppl. Phew~! It maked me so much better..thinking: oh well! See! I am not the only pycho-ass here who wanna get into the house.

There were 2 registers before the first interview.

I started chatting with people around me.. Great Lord~! I tell you, if I don’t talk to ppl, I would probably DIE! DIE! DIE! It was such a long wait. I also mixed with some people from my line, we started playing cards a bit. It was a very general thingy. I could feel the BB feeling already.

p/s: Guess what happen? I found out I had PERIOD!! Nahbeh! The flow just came to the town. Very wrong timing. I ddin’t get any pads..Luckily there was this pretty tint bruntte gave me a tampoon. A gigantic tampoon. =.='’ note to myself: small size ppl doesn’t mean using small things.

Got into the first interview, there were around 15ppl.2 judges (1 male and 1 female)

The asked us to do silly things–barking like a bitch dog, meowing like a pussy cat, dancing with strangers.. etc etc. Oh dear~! Seriously, it is kinda the first time I feel so shy. Hello! I am the only Asian female there, and I am the shortest!!Aw man!! Why this happens to me all the time??

The judges asked us to tell funny stories. Aww man~! I have millions of funny stories.. all the sudden my brain was just BLOCKED. I couldn’t say a thing. Bloody period~! So, I told them: I usually have many jokes, but today, I am just going to show you I can act funny.

I did Ricky Gervais’ dance..the Comic Relief episode. I did few things from Little Britain. Surprise! Surprise! Everyone was laughing. Erm..I’m that funny huh?

The judges did ask everyone else before ending the interview, who you like to see, who you like to vote off.. All sort of typical BB questions. And guess what? The aussie girls in my groups said they want to keep me, they think I’m funny. WoW! There were other guys as well think I’m interesting. OH MY GOD~! I was so happy. One guy think I can be treatening for him, so he wanted to go. Nahbeh~! Jealous ah? I speak better English than you? Haha!

Hello! Don’t forget! My period is still ON, blood was still flowing. ok?

TA DAH~!!! The result out~! I was the FIRST one got picked to go to 2nd interview~! Woohoo~!

2nd interview. Same same-had to wait for blooooody ages. I started got headache, with that throbbin gpain in my head..and I was damn tired. Period is not fun. According to my calender, this period-aunty should visit the day after. Phew.

 During the 2nd interview, we were asked to introduce ourselves, and tell the judge 3 interesting about yourself.

So, I told them about myself plus THREE interesting facts. THREE right?

1. I have headache now.

2. Because I have period while I was Q-ing.

3. All I can think is, I have this half-banana size tampoon sitting in my vagina, and all I want to do is just sit here and enjoy the bloody flow.

=.=”’

Interesting???

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