Cynthia Foo

Today is Australia Day. I went to Mill Point (South Perth) to join those bloody aussie to watch the skyworks(fireworks).
Hmmm… Australia~ ! I can assure you if you see how those aussies celebrate their National Day, I bet you will shock till your dead! Maybe not, but at least, to certain extend, your heart beats will drop half.

From what I can recall, 31th August Malaysia National Day is celebrated in rather very patriotic way; we have lotsa lotsa ppl go marching around in town, salute to Agong (King), we watch Tunku Abdul Rahman announced Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! in ‘Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah’.

In Australia.. they are rather way pathetic when come to celebrate National Day. Oh well, This is my personal thinking lah…maybe I am still very Malaysian, very Chinese, I still cannot accept some kind of new ‘culture’. My bad. ok? =P

First, let me introduce you…. Aussie hot chicks in aussie bikini. Wah LAU yeEh!! You think what? You think Malaysians can do this meh? If you do this, hello! That Police DiRaja Malaysia will stand infront your house already loh! AIyah, I dont know lah. Like I said, I am still very conservative when come to National Flags… No play play =)
 I think Asutralia is very pseudo-UK, very semi-America. They dont really have their culture. No icon.

If you ask those aunties and uncles “eh! what you think about ‘Ou Chew’ (australia)?” I bet their answer is gonna be like this:- Oh!! Got Kangarooooo, and the
Coca Cola bear …and the local people like to smoke in didgerido. Nah, this one, I am just kidding. But the joke is 100% right.

See, if you are aussie, you can use the flag as ’sarung’ some more. In Malaysia.. you dream lah! wahaahahh

Australia is sunny country especially in Summer like this. This is true. Hot day with high UV. And! Under this pipping hot weather, it is not hard to spot high-tempered mother yelled at her kid: You fxxking come back here, mate! Or else I will fxxking angry… fxxk you!

Australia!! How cool is that?

Oh, I wonder how much Australia Day mean to them? Aussies love their sizzling sausages and beer. If you were one of them? Does Australia Day (public holiday) is the licence for them to get more alcohol and more beer…and more aussie??? EH! This is none of your business, Cynthia, you are Malaysian, remember!? Not Australian. =)
Oh! Oh! Aussie like to wear yeallow-and-green shirt and always apply zinc or thick sunblock in their face like these blokes. They all wanna look like Shane Warne. So pathetic.
Aussies like cricket. Tell you! this is something ALL Aussie always proud of: they are always in the hot seat of World Cricket Championship! See!! How wicked is that? And guess what? How many countries that are actually in this game?

1. England 2. Sri-Lanka 3. Pakistan 4.India 5. New Zealand 6. South Africa 7. AUSTRALIA!!! Bloody seven countries in so-called world cup? LOL
Australia~~!!!!!

Haih!!!

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